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Smoking Ban Passes in Low Turnout for Early Election

31 Mar

In a surprisingly low turnout, St. Joseph, Missouri’s smoking ban passed by a landslide. The vote, originally scheduled for April 8th, was moved up a week in a City Council meeting on March 25th. Originally the bill had a 60 period before it went into effect but the verbiage was altered at the same meeting causing the ban to take effect immediately. Despite strong opposition to the ban it received nearly 80% of the votes cast on the March 31st election.

The effect of the ban were seen immediately as well. Already two local bars have contacted real estate agents to lease out their buildings. One has already shut down entirely and directly blames the smoking ban for the steep decline in business. The former bar owner, who wishes to remain anonymous, said, “Those fucking soccer moms have won again! I can’t believe how stupid this town is, first they pay nearly $5 for a beer they can buy across the street for a quarter of that price here, and now they ban the best thing about my bar.” The bar owner also mentioned that he was too busy running his bar to go vote and claimed, “his vote didn’t matter.”

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We interviewed Gloria “Peaches” Wilson at the South Presbyterian Church polling station and she said she was glad the measure passed. “I think all those young drunks were out too late the night before drinking alcohol and smoking their cigarettes to get out to vote. I don’t go to bars anymore but I don’t want a cigarette within a mile of any one of them.”

More than just bars and taverns are feeling the crunch too. Three local bands announced on their facebook pages that they had played their last show. “Some bands are in it for the music and artistic expression, I say fuck that, I wanna smoke some cigs bro.” one band’s lead guitarist said. He would add, “I don’t smoke in my house because I don’t want my wife and kids to breathe the nasty air, but a bar? Yeah, I don’t give a fuck about those people.” The other two bands simply stated that nobody would ever go to bars again to see music because they weren’t there for that. One band would even say that he anticipated that every bar in town but one or two would go under within a month.

Two local cigarette shops already have closed, the owners have skipped out on their leases and fled the country. The unemployment rate is expected to spike in the coming weeks because of the lost revenue from cigarette smokers as well. Not all aspects of the economy in St. Joseph are suffering though; St. Joe Frontier Casino has done record business since the ban went into effect as it was exempted from the controversial ban. Bill Connors, a local smoker, claims to have waited over 45 minutes just to get inside the casino doors. “I need one (a cigarette) so bad I thought I was going to pass out right there in line. I am a card carrying member of Gambler’s Anonymous so I don’t go to casinos anymore but I had no choice.” Connors said. “I went in for a smoke and ended up losing my 12 year old daughter’s college fund. It’s not my fault, if I could just smoke in bars little Suzie could’ve went to college and cured lung cancer, then smoking wouldn’t matter anymore. This is all because of that damn ban.” When Connors was asked which poll he voted at he declined to comment on the subject.

 

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With Casino revenue soaring luxury cars are at a shortage in town. Several local politicians in the area have recently purchased the same luxury cars. “It is easy to pay a little more for a car with the success of the casino,” one councilman would comment, “with the casino kickbacks going in my pocket I was approved for any sized loan that I wanted they said at the dealership. I took the 20% interest rate from the lot too, I figured I would easily stay ahead of that now that the ban has passed.”

Smokers are still the losers here though. Some smokers have even resorted to smoking in their own houses! Most previously never have done that as it makes all your things smell bad and get discolored. Local smoker Sandra Littleton is one of these smokers who have sunk to these measures. “I have to smoke in the house now” she says “I never did before because my sister died back in 1995 from second hand smoke inhalation and I took it really hard and still blame her husband for it. I need to smoke and I think my husband and three kids will be fine because there are four of them breathing the smoke instead of just one like in my sister’s case. I’m not worried about them, I’m sure they will be fine. I need to smoke and it is okay to be a little selfish every now and then right?”

The long-term effect have yet to be seen but several people are upset about the ban. Many are expected to never go to bars again because they only went to smoke. Similar cities have experienced hot spots of economic recession because of this. It is obvious smoking is the linchpin to the economy. Look for violence to rise, the economy to crash and everybody to not have to breathe toxic smoke in the months to come.

This is of course all rubbish. It is another Vocals On Top April Fools article meant to be a bit of a satire of the extreme fear of smokers everywhere. The vote is April 8th and I encourage everyone to vote whether you are filling in the top circle or the bottom circle, just vote.

Now some real thoughts on the smoking ban in bullet form so they are easy to browse:

  • Smokers are going to smoke no matter what, I have seen several smokers endure dangerously low temperatures outside to smoke a cigarette. A smoking ban will not stop many smokers from smoking.
  • The casino being exempt is crappy but isn’t that big of deal. They allow gambling too, do you see any blackjack tables in bars? People who smoke at bars aren’t going to flood to the casino and the argument that they are exempt to fill politicians pockets is little more that a scare tactic (much like the NRA often uses) used to get people to vote for what they want.
  • Banning E-Cigs seems shitty to me. I’m sorry but if it is part of the deal I’m okay with that.
  • No bars will shut down because of this. If a bar shuts down after the ban takes effect it is because that bar was poorly run in the first place, not because people can’t smoke there anymore.
  • Other cities have easily survived this ordinance. It is not a radical bill that is unusual in any way. Go look at a map of what areas are non-smoking, many entire states are, including Kansas (yes, the same Kansas that we can SEE from St. Joe.)
  • Second hand smoke is a real thing, look it up.
  • Lady smokers get worse saggy boobs, look it up.
  • The freedoms argument is tiring. It works both ways. You say “What’s next?” It could be fatty foods… sure. Let’s go the other way. If we make smoking legal what is next? Marijuana? Seems reasonable, tons of people would like that but what’s next? Heroin? Bar owners: Do you want someone tieing off in the corner of your bar? Do you want your kids to be able to get hard drugs because we all have the “freedom” to have them? This argument goes both ways so it is invalid, there has to be a line somewhere.
  • It would be healthy to not smoke or have to breathe smoke.
 
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Posted by on March 31, 2014 in VOT Editorial

 

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11 responses to “Smoking Ban Passes in Low Turnout for Early Election

  1. harleyrider1778

    April 1, 2014 at 3:30 pm

    This pretty well destroys the Myth of second hand smoke:

    http://vitals.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/01/28/16741714-lungs-from-pack-a-day-smokers-safe-for-transplant-study-finds?lite

    Lungs from pack-a-day smokers safe for transplant, study finds.

    By JoNel Aleccia, Staff Writer, NBC News.

    Using lung transplants from heavy smokers may sound like a cruel joke, but a new study finds that organs taken from people who puffed a pack a day for more than 20 years are likely safe.

    What’s more, the analysis of lung transplant data from the U.S. between 2005 and 2011 confirms what transplant experts say they already know: For some patients on a crowded organ waiting list, lungs from smokers are better than none.

    “I think people are grateful just to have a shot at getting lungs,” said Dr. Sharven Taghavi, a cardiovascular surgical resident at Temple University Hospital in Philadelphia, who led the new study………………………

    Ive done the math here and this is how it works out with second ahnd smoke and people inhaling it!

    The 16 cities study conducted by the U.S. DEPT OF ENERGY and later by Oakridge National laboratories discovered:

    Cigarette smoke, bartenders annual exposure to smoke rises, at most, to the equivalent of 6 cigarettes/year.

    146,000 CIGARETTES SMOKED IN 20 YEARS AT 1 PACK A DAY.

    A bartender would have to work in second hand smoke for 2433 years to get an equivalent dose.

    Then the average non-smoker in a ventilated restaurant for an hour would have to go back and forth each day for 119,000 years to get an equivalent 20 years of smoking a pack a day! Pretty well impossible ehh!

     
    • VocalsOnTop

      April 2, 2014 at 10:02 pm

      This article absolutely does NOT prove second hand smoking is not harmful. Maybe you should read it again.

      What this article says is that a smoker’s lung is better than no lung at all. That is the equivalent of saying having one leg is better than none; so it doesn’t hurt you to lose a leg.

      You have vastly misinterpreted this article I think.

       
  2. harleyrider1778

    April 1, 2014 at 3:31 pm

    Reference Manual on Scientific Evidence: Third Edition

    nap.edu

    This sorta says it all

    These limits generally are based on assessments of health risk and calculations of concentrations that are associated with what the regulators believe to be negligibly small risks. The calculations are made after first identifying the total dose of a chemical that is safe (poses a negligible risk) and then determining the concentration of that chemical in the medium of concern that should not be exceeded if exposed individuals (typically those at the high end of media contact) are not to incur a dose greater than the safe one.

    So OSHA standards are what is the guideline for what is acceptable ”SAFE LEVELS”

    OSHA SAFE LEVELS

    All this is in a small sealed room 9×20 and must occur in ONE HOUR.

    For Benzo[a]pyrene, 222,000 cigarettes.

    “For Acetone, 118,000 cigarettes.

    “Toluene would require 50,000 packs of simultaneously smoldering cigarettes.

    Acetaldehyde or Hydrazine, more than 14,000 smokers would need to light up.

    “For Hydroquinone, “only” 1250 cigarettes.

    For arsenic 2 million 500,000 smokers at one time.

    The same number of cigarettes required for the other so called chemicals in shs/ets will have the same outcomes.

    So, OSHA finally makes a statement on shs/ets :

    Field studies of environmental tobacco smoke indicate that under normal conditions, the components in tobacco smoke are diluted below existing Permissible Exposure Levels (PELS.) as referenced in the Air Contaminant Standard (29 CFR 1910.1000)…It would be very rare to find a workplace with so much smoking that any individual PEL would be exceeded.” -Letter From Greg Watchman, Acting Sec’y, OSHA.

    Why are their any smoking bans at all they have absolutely no validity to the courts or to science!

     
    • VocalsOnTop

      April 2, 2014 at 10:06 pm

      After one night in a bar I can physically feel the effects of cigarette smoke. Give me all the statistics you want but I feel like crap after a night of being around cigarette smoke. Period.

      You can tell me all you want that something isn’t poisonous but if every time I am around it it makes me sick; I’m going to believe it is poisonous.

      With all of the scientific evidence that smoking is harmful, little bits of misinterpreted nuggets of information are not going to change my mind.

       
  3. harleyrider1778

    April 1, 2014 at 3:37 pm

    THIS IS NOT AN APRILS FOOL JOKE THIS IS DEADLY TRUE RIGHT HERE

    Hitler’s Anti-Tobacco Campaign

    One particularly vile individual, Karl Astel — upstanding president of Jena University, poisonous anti-Semite, euthanasia fanatic, SS officer, war criminal and tobacco-free Germany enthusiast — liked to walk up to smokers and tear cigarettes from their unsuspecting mouths. (He committed suicide when the war ended, more through disappointment than fear of hanging.) It comes as little surprise to discover that the phrase “passive smoking” (Passivrauchen) was coined not by contemporary American admen, but by Fritz Lickint, the author of the magisterial 1100-page Tabak und Organismus (“Tobacco and the Organism”), which was produced in collaboration with the German AntiTobacco League.

    http://constitutionalistnc.tripod.com/hitler-leftist/id1.html

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_propaganda

     
    • VocalsOnTop

      April 2, 2014 at 9:56 pm

      This is a really interesting fact. I’m not sure if you are trying to call the smoking ban a “Nazi move” by posting this but it is a very cool fact. Just because the Nazi’s did something we are trying to do doesn’t make it bad, their faults were elsewhere.

       
  4. samantha

    April 1, 2014 at 7:59 pm

    This just ignorant. Facist oppressionist might as well put a sign on the door saying no blacks jews or gas allowed.Your taking away our rights!

     
    • VocalsOnTop

      April 1, 2014 at 9:45 pm

      That is a pretty narrow minded viewpoint Samantha, the result of this act directly effects other people’s health. What other “freedom” do we have that is like that?

      You could have at least backed up your rebuttal with some facts like harleyrider1778 did instead of just calling me names.

      I really don’t see the connection to segregation, I’m sorry..

       
  5. samantha

    April 1, 2014 at 8:00 pm

    This just ignorant. Facist oppressionist might as well put a sign on the door saying no blacks jews or gays allowed.Your taking away our rights!

     
  6. megan

    April 1, 2014 at 9:04 pm

    Its april fools day….

     
  7. anono1955

    April 4, 2014 at 1:33 pm

    If we lose by ONE vote and you didn’t go, it’s YOUR fault. GO VOTE!!!!!!

     

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